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spadessexy:

earthbirth:

how many bells is this thing worth

dude why is it on your couch

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I applied to five different places today

I BETTER GET A JOB SOMEWHERE 

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oursilentcrescendo:

*Grabs Smart Water from purse and comes down from bleachers, clutching the bridge of nose like they’ve got a massive headache* *Comes to a stop on the fifty and exhales* That… Was a hot mess. 

                                                - Every Guard Instructor

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spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

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piccolo-diddles:

Are you a 30-count jazz run at a 4-to-5 cause you make it hard to breathe

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let me romanticize tom kirk aka the most sassy person on internet

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Why am I up this late watching Lost when I have an 8 am

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sadstagram:

looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 

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Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

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thewavelengthgentlygrows:

Muse - Lithium - Live at Coachella Festival 2014

Fantastic recording of their performance.

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