how many bells is this thing worth
dude why is it on your couch
*Grabs Smart Water from purse and comes down from bleachers, clutching the bridge of nose like they’ve got a massive headache* *Comes to a stop on the fifty and exhales* That… Was a hot mess.
- Every Guard Instructor
hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how
Are you a 30-count jazz run at a 4-to-5 cause you make it hard to breathe
let me romanticize tom kirk aka the most sassy person on internet
looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me
Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."